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“The Forgotten Book of The Beginning of The Beginning and The Beginning of The End” - Neon Beige

Jan. 25th, 2005 08:54 am “The Forgotten Book of The Beginning of The Beginning and The Beginning of The End”

“The Forgotten Book of The Beginning of The Beginning and The Beginning of The End”

This is the story which is true, and without lie. This is the Truth and let all who believe read it, and let all who do not belief it see the face of the beings which called forth Yahweh, and let them believe. And let those who still do not believe rot in hell for eternity. But let that eternity be a partial eternity, until they believe, and it will be good.

And those that still do not believe rot in hell as the worthless scum that live on the face of the earth for eternity, and let it be a complete eternity, which is rare, and let it be good.



This is the moment; the beginning has begun.
In the beginning, there was a void, and that void was without form or substance. And the beings that had not yet appeared called forth from that void a being, and called it Yahweh. Thus, Yahweh became substance, and he was.
Yahweh called forth substance, and called it Existence; He called forth lies and called it Truth; He called forth chaos, and called it Order. Thus, Yahweh, in the time before time, called forth being, and the beings that called forth Yahweh were this being; and all was whole.

Time was nothing, until the being called forth Yesterday. Location was nothing until the being called forth Lost. Civilization was nothing until the being called forth Anarchy.
And the being prayed to Yahweh, and He answered, saying, This is not good. And they agreed.
And the being that was the beings that called forth Yahweh agreed, and it was good. And thus the void was filled, and the beginning had ended.

And the face of the earth was flat, though the earth was round. And upon the face of the earth were beings, spawned from the beings that were called forth by Yahweh, who was called forth by the beings called forth by Yahweh. And these beings, which were alive, lived in peace. This peace was a partial peace, often interrupted by war.
These beings, which lived on the face of the earth, worshipped those beings which were called forth by Yahweh. And they called these beings God. And it was not good. They flourished under the face of the beings that were not God and called them God. And they offered sacrifice to these beings which were not God, and proclaimed Him supreme. And these beings which were not God were angry, and it was good.
And these beings which were not God prayed to the beings that called forth Yahweh to send down a flood upon the face of the earth. And it was good.
After a time of forty days and forty nights had passed, the beings which were not God prayed to Yahweh and the beings who called forth Yahweh to push away the waters on the face of the earth, and they agreed. And Yahweh and the beings that called forth Yahweh pushed away the waters and let the beings on the face of the earth which were now washed clean to live. And the beings which were on the face of the earth were clean, and they lived cleanly, and it was good. But this was a partial cleanliness, often interrupted by sin, and that was bad.
And the beings that were not God prayed to the beings that called forth Yahweh, and to Yahweh, that a savior would be place upon the face of the earth to teach these beings that lived on the face of the earth and were worthless scum.
And the beings that called forth Yahweh and Yahweh agreed, and sent forth a savior upon the face of the earth, and it was good. This savior, which lived on the face of the earth, sent forth by Yahweh and the beings that called Yahweh forth, sacrificed himself for the beings called forth by Yahweh and their Truth, but the beings that lived on the face of the earth and lived only partially cleanly misinterpreted what the savior, that was called forth by Yahweh and the beings that called forth Yahweh, said.
And the beings on the face of the earth worshipped the power that the savior showed to them, and sacrificed the savior to the beings that were not God, and it was not good. And the beings which were not God prayed to the beings that called forth Yahweh and Yahweh to send forth a new savior to teach these worthless scum a lesson. But they disagreed, and it was not good. Instead, the beings that called forth Yahweh and Yahweh resurrected the savior that was sacrificed to the beings which were not God, and the savior, on the face of the earth, was resurrected, and the beings on the face of the earth misinterpreted this, and it was not good.
The beings that were not God were ashamed for the beings upon the face of the earth, spawned forth from the beings which were called forth by Yahweh, and washed their hands of the beings on the face of the earth, and it was good.
Thus, the beings on the face of the earth began the Industrial Revolution, and destroyed the face of the earth that was all they had, and it was not good.
But the beings that were not God did not pray to the beings that called forth Yahweh and Yahweh and ask for a savior, and the savoir which was not called for was not sent to the face of the earth, and it was good.
And thus the ending had begun and there was no God upon the face of the earth that had not washed Their hands of the beings that were worthless scum on the face of the earth. And the beings that called forth Yahweh, and Yahweh, and the beings that Yahweh called forth, ignored the earth and the face of the earth, and played bingo for eternity, and for eternity it was good.

But this was a partial eternity, and it was not good.
And the end of the end was near, for the beings that were not God were bored of an eternity of bingo, and still angry at the beings that lived on the face of the earth which were worthless scum, and prayed to the beings that called forth Yahweh and Yahweh, and asked for Apocalypse. And the beings that called forth Yahweh and Yahweh agreed, and Apocalypse was sent forth upon the earth and face of the earth, and it was good. Thus the beings that were not God were pleased, and it was good. The beings that called forth Yahweh, and Yahweh, and the beings called forth by Yahweh were not bored, and they watched the eternal chaos that was upon the face of the earth, and it was good.

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